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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Did you send an email about this to the Hodgetwins?

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jawarston 24

Had a friend with one ********. We called him lefty

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zarrganaut 17

Well ya definitely dodged a bullet. Her mindset is atrocious. And she's stupid.

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russfml 31

Your ex girlfriend is an idiot, good riddance

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AssassinBall 12

With a girl that stupid, that's a good thing!

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TheLostCauseFML 40

You're better off. She was missing a little something of her own...

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tonyfan00 38

One if better then none... What the hell does that have to do with homosexuality? Does not the gf not know anatomy or something?

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rpaul365 14

That really sucks, but to believe that she must be pretty dim to begin with, so this is probably for the better.

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