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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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Unlucky1232 20

so not only is she a homophobic she's amd idiot too? Be glad op imagine that stupidity in your offspring. That's a terrible fate

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BloodyGlass 10

Dodged a bullet there. You ran a high risk of having dumb ass kids because she only has 0.05 brain cells.

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Shaolin_za 8

Good riddance bro :-) you don't want your kids to grow up with half a brain

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SamanthaaNicolee 18

Definitely a blessing in disguise

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