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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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wildstyle2007 8

I'd be more worried about mini Hitler's tbh

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Xandrick 22

She went full retard...

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mrslegume 8

You dodged a bullet with that one. Not only is she an idiot, but she's intolerable to others life choices as well.

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PulpFact 8

Well you should've replied with "I don't want my future kids being raised by someone as ******* dense as you"

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little_ole_me88 5

Who told her that?! Good thing you're better of without her, you don't want your kids to haw half of her "intellect".

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teechur 15

Well you don't want your future children to have her as a mom because they'd only have half a brain. Good God. What a moron.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

At least your future kids won't catch her stupid.

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bigezboii 1

Some people just need to get smacked with a biology textbook. Hard.

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divinorum11 11

Better half the testosterone than half the cerebral cortex.

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