By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
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jamieawhughes 9

if this isn't relationship goals I don't know what is

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

And now you know she's the one you are going to marry. I fail to see the problem.

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Cebolamole 13

I clicked "YDI" because I think that's actually quite nice and hey, you deserve it! Orgasms and cookies, best thing ever.

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brenton490 19

So you gave her the milk for her cookie? ey ey!

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0neiros 14

Man if she'd have said Pepperidge Farm you'd be in the Hospital.

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brick0 11

If you think this is an fml then you are real ****** weird

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