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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

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perdix 29

Monday 18 October 2010 9:10

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

Vexation 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:04

OP, run.

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 18 October 2010 9:33

sounds like my ex

FYLwindowlicker 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:35

FAIL! Why even joke about marriage so soon? YDI for being an Idiot.

DjeePee 24

Monday 18 October 2010 11:05

Because jokes are (supposed to be) funny and there is no waiting time for them, maybe? If he deserved it, than it is because he has a creepy girlfriend, not because he makes jokes.

klutzycleo 5

Monday 18 October 2010 15:32

DjeePee your comments always make sense =) That soon in the relationship, anyone would take that as a joke, unless they were much older etc AND Considering they were joking around already.... she's freaking weird for not getting that it's a joke. Conclusion: GTFO - FAST

LisaBanana 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:54

Game over.

syedlink27 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:48

I like you you make me smile

SluggerJ 7

Monday 18 October 2010 10:09

your going to have one PO'd girlfriend now

leena24 11

Monday 18 October 2010 10:12

errr yeah... say something before she starts announcing the engagement or posts it on facebook - THEN you'll know what awkward feels like!!

Elmarco8 0

Monday 18 October 2010 10:17

No matter what you say, you are screwed.

Jimboom 11

Monday 18 October 2010 10:42

Don't joke about that with some girls... or if you do make sure she knows its a joke. Generally saying "joking" after the proposal will do. Though you may have to accompany this with a look of humour or such a joking tone that she knows it is not for real.

strandy 2

Monday 18 October 2010 11:14

why were you making fun of your friends? that's not very nice.

PrincesAnzu 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:12

that's what am wondering. could be many things. for example I know someone who met a guy on a Thursday, went on a date friday, got married Saturday, got in a fight Sunday, filed for divorce Monday... o.O

lidemocr 0

Monday 18 October 2010 13:41

probably hokey ass engagement pics... not saying it's right... just saying its likely.

denvan 0

Monday 18 October 2010 11:16

Run as far as you can after you tell her its a joke. She'll be mad but hey you'll live

marinus_fml 19

Monday 18 October 2010 11:21

WTF you smoke in the Netherlands. OP's girlfriend is a girl, and even if OP is also a girl, it's not uncommon to get an engagement ring if they were lesbian. So why does it matter if OP is a girl.