By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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perdix 29

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

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blahzz 4

Run. Run as fast as you can.

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allisonc 5

Maybe she was just playing along and is now messing with your head.

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Elizabeth123654 0

just tell her you were joking. next time she asks you about it, tell her you don't know what she's talking about. if she persists, tell her it was a joke and that you don't understand why she took it that way.

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Cronniss 0

Wow. You actually said that? O.o

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Cronniss 0

Wow. You actually said that? O.o

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vbmg152 18

Dude, How old are you?? You do not joke about marriage with girls , we don't think it's funny!! You better talk to her because she's already planning the wedding!! Get ready to be single! I hope you learned a lesson from this!

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anjyu22 0

Enjoy the single life, bro. At least I hope you're breaking up with her, because once you put that idea an a girl's head (inadvertently or not) that shit doesn't just go away. And next time maybe you'll wait until you've gotten to know a girl a little better before you crack a tasteless joke that you don't know how she'll take.

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rockstatic 0

Girls are stupid about this stuff, but that's the way they are. You owe her an apology. Tell her you thought it was clearly a joke, and you were wrong.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not all of us are that stupid. Way to generalize. Oh, and all guys are chauvinist pigs.

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sarcdude 3

Hey! We're chauvinist /human beings/, get it straight >/

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sarcdude 3

some of us aren't what? chauvinist human beings? those guys are the sexist human beings. but we're still human! >/

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sarcdude 3

Oh come on, I'm totally human! I know I have a snout-like nose and a curly tail but I'm no pig :P

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Really? That's a shame. Pink's definitely your colour. You do snort when you laugh, after all.

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sarcdude 3

The Steve Urkel laugh is TOTALLY in style these days! D:

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sarcdude 3

Stepped in this one. But you can kinda play it off and not get married anytime soon.

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