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By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Monday 18 October 2010 9:10

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

Vexation 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:04

OP, run.

Comments

Bend_over 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:40

OP: And how was that funny? YDI: You should of put jk at the end of “Will you marry me?”

abby1717 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:10

not cool

ringogrey 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 15:37

those are the days we remember forever and tell our kids about, enjoy

angel55033 12

Friday 22 October 2010 5:39

I hope you get hurt BAD that's cruel

iluvme4never 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:23

way to go, moron

fthku 13

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:36

Ha. Your next joke should be having 8 kids - Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc, and Topanga.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:13

You're original. I didn't quote my girlfriend saying that above at all. I have a feeling people are gonna steal that now.. The curse of her awesome epicness.