Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang,...

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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sammywhits 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:10

you mean ex girlfriend?

Asynja 4

Monday 11 October 2010 9:24

Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.

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Drublic 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:20

pop on her face then tell her to gtfo

CoachLlama 5

Monday 11 October 2010 12:20

I think your girlfriend may be playing you my friend. You may need to know the exact date that fine upstanding citizen will return to his happy home.

effedml 5

Monday 11 October 2010 12:22

she felt comfortable doing that b/c she knew she could get away with it. ydi for being an unmanly punk!

usmcwifey9129 0

Monday 11 October 2010 12:27

Sounds like you're not doing something right.

muffpuncher 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:19

or he's doing everything right bangin some dudes girl while he's locked up. he ought to show up to parole an be like " yo dude kept the hole lubed for ya while you were gone man good luck sorry about the warts!"

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 11 October 2010 12:31

Well that's a mood killer if I've ever heard one! FYL indeed OP

o0o0ohhh 6

Monday 11 October 2010 12:44

I hope she's your ex now coz if you keep her around after this, you're just asking for it.

buckie123 3

Monday 11 October 2010 12:56

drop her

loshysucks 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:08

so u just waited for her to finish the call with her ex-bf ? wow YDI.

perdix 29

Monday 11 October 2010 13:29

Great news for you! Maybe you can get in a threesome -- he's probably learned to do some awesome non-gay anal in the pokey. Your prostate's gonna love it.