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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By OwMyBalls - 12/02/2012 06:17

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Tanya33 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

rabiesss 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 12:07

Some love you guys have....

Comments

IDidYourMomFYL 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:15

You got a real psycho on your hands buddy.

IceCreamMage 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 0:03

Sounds like a total bitch face. I'd drop her after that or **** punt her to see how she likes it and see if she still loves you more after that.

AdolfShitler 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:45

you deserved it for being such a goober!

losiman 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:44

reminded me of my girlfriend for sure lol...

TeenieAmerica 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 17:15

I'm a little worried about the number of girls on here saying "Wow, great idea! I'm so gonna use that!" Um, kicking a guy in the balls wouldn't be funny, you could seriously injure him. And even if you don't, he'll dump your psychotic ass.

FAYUL12345100 3

Friday 24 June 2011 4:21

Yeah, seriously.

jasmiin_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:35

lmao, i'd do exactly the same!!

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:44

I hope you're not still with her. That's abuse.

FAYUL12345100 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:09

Dump that psycho. And to all the girls who are saying it would be funny to kick us in the balls, it wouldn't be so funny if we kicked you where it hurts, would it?