Today my girlfriend and I were showing vacation pictures to her... - FML

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By badluckllama - 26/08/2017 12:25

Today my girlfriend and I were showing vacation pictures to her parents and brother, streamed from my phone to their smart-tv. By error a fellatio picture appeared in the rotation. It was awkward, and even though I skipped fast and they pretended not to see it, she won't do more xxx-pics ever. FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 29 August 2017 13:12

Nah man, this is here FML. Today, my boyfriend was showing my parents pictures from our vacation and he accidentally showed them one of me giving him a *******. He still wants me to take more xxx-pics. FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 29 August 2017 13:12

Nah man, this is here FML. Today, my boyfriend was showing my parents pictures from our vacation and he accidentally showed them one of me giving him a *******. He still wants me to take more xxx-pics. FML

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