Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and...

By CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

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LeoCor 19

Saturday 26 August 2017 5:13

Haha that sounds like a pretty cool name... however it's up to you but maybe keep it shaven from now on if you don't want it to happen again.

mackdeezy 22

Saturday 26 August 2017 6:31

*sings* Here comes The Crimson Chin!

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LeoCor 19

Saturday 26 August 2017 5:13

Haha that sounds like a pretty cool name... however it's up to you but maybe keep it shaven from now on if you don't want it to happen again.

mackdeezy 22

Saturday 26 August 2017 6:31

*sings* Here comes The Crimson Chin!

eitnuom 4

Saturday 26 August 2017 8:04

Hopefully you took it on the crimson chin

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 26 August 2017 8:11

You better be wearing red...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 26 August 2017 10:25

I think you can join the Mafia now.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 26 August 2017 14:08

Now pick a coworker to be Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder!

draghkar 18

Saturday 26 August 2017 15:20

Clearly you don't shave often, but a rub with an alum block, then splash with witch hazel: it should be part of the normal routine, and the redness will be gone.