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#8, I have been to over a dozen countries and seen a slightly larger number than most of penises, the average penis size is definatly bigger than 5 indhes. Also I dated a guy with an 8 inch penis for 2 years. I'm 5 ft 2 and it never hurt...also, why were you watching infomercials? That's not the same thing as a commercial
never did I say it positively was 5 inches, but I now know that it is 5.5 inches. many people measure incorrectly, and NEVER did i say that you personally would feel pain with an 8 inch penis, if it is actually that big. Personally, when I go on vacation I don't go sleeping around with the locals... i guess the same can't be said for you.
Thanks for summing it up for me, Joan (:
slightly over 12 penises is not that many depending on how old you are. You can do that without sleeping around even. she might not be a ****. She might only hook up with boyfriends. she didnt have to sleep with them to see the penis. being naked with a member of the opposite sex is a fantastic experience and should be shared more often. but I guess for the internet forum kids, 12+ penises may as well be a boatload of penises.
being that I've had both ends of this.. one was 10inches of fun, no lie. and the other, well, not so well-endowed. the cocky son-of-a-bitch that was packing couldn't live up to his own hype, and my little friend was the best time I've ever had. Bigger isn't always better. It's all about how you do it. If she's not complaining, take it as a joke and move on... or hey, I'm available ;)
it ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean ;-)
ouch... atleast you got someone to nail.
haha, at least she's supportive.
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I don't see how that's bad. If she thinks it's okay, it means you satisfy her regardless of size, and she accepts you for you and doesn't want you to be fake... she appreciates your natural beauty.
Why hurt her feelings? This isnt preschool and she didnt mean to hurt his feelings, it actually sounds like she wanted to reasure him