Miscellaneous: Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking...

By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 12 445

By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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You deserved it 66 109

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 735

By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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greenfairy_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:10

aw, I'm sorry. high school sucks

yryehc 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:23

wow...elementary school notes in high school...you might wanna set your sights a little higher.

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greenfairy_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:10

aw, I'm sorry. high school sucks

yryehc 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:23

wow...elementary school notes in high school...you might wanna set your sights a little higher.

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:09

He is asking someone out with a note? Did it have a place for you to circle "yes" or "no"? Hella lame.

Snowstar 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:46

Thats what my BF did... :(

Elizabeth_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:59

Haha, a note? Is he still stuck in elementary school? Something tells me he'd be a crappy escort anyway.

necomni 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:24

Haha, I've had that happen to me. But it was just a middle school dance so I didn't care. Sucks anout the disappointment though.

nobody_special 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 8:14

Did he even apologize? What a jerk! He's not even smart enough to put his pansy ass note in the right locker. You can do better, sweetie! :D

d_dh2310 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 9:28

ahahaha what an idiot.... i agree w/ all these comments.. looks don't matter the most.. at all - what's inside does.

darlingseas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 19:51

I got a love letter in high school that was SO compassionate and sexy. He found out that I had switched lockers with a friend of mine, and felt like telling me in front of all of my friends that the letter was definitely not for me. Don't feel bad, haha. High school is awful, but everything after gets so much better.