By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 06:55 - United States - Evansville

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

imtooshy 18

Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.

mybarra6 17

Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP

Comments

I hope she already wasn't a virgin anymore when she stepped in a relationship with you.

Who the hell announces stuff like that?

She was probably on Drugs to have the nerve to say something like that to a whole dinner table.

Maybe she meant she popped her cherry on accident somehow.

She is a **** in the making. Did she not think about sex with her ******* boyfriend? wth is the point of a having the title then? I thought it meant that you can't fancy other people because you have someone to fancy.

jafogurl 2

i dont see why people make a big deal about the girl being the virgin guys loose theirs all the time and never hear anyone make a big deal out of it

Simoneaux17 11

Should've stood up, flipped her the bird, got in her face and told her to **** off. Also, sorry OP.

At least it was over at her house (assuming since her whole family was there and you didn't mention this was a special occasion) and you could just walk out, skipping the awkward meal all together, and thus leaving her to the tender mercies of her hopefully highly judgmental parents.

Trust me you dodged a bullet. Only the crazy would announce such a thing.

grrjobssuck 8

how did you not realize she is an obvious ****? not tryin to be mean just honest...