Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 06:55 - United States - Evansville

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 25/09/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

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imtooshy 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:18

Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.

mybarra6 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:19

Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP

Comments

raymondcarrillo 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:29

That blows, I personally would've snapped

ravenh1979 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:35

Nah, she's probably just an idiot!! Lol

xKeroseneHearts 9

Sunday 23 June 2013 21:04

I like your shirt!! Haha I know it's random...

_wraith 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:00

What kind of dinner conversation is that? "Oh, I had a great day today, mom! I had sex for the first time! Aren't you proud of me??" That's really not appropriate. Leave your girlfriend, OP. Both because she cheated on you, and because if you ever DID have sex, she'd probably update her FB status, twitter... hell, she'd probably make a tumblr dedicated to it.

enopola 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:18

Maybe she meant anal virgin?

ocampo 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:12

****! *cough *cough

fluffycatsdad 33

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:42

That is NOT appropriate dinner conversation! F your life indeed, OP.

wvcheesehead1 9

Monday 24 June 2013 0:48

Op was put at risk as her father may have assumed that op deflowered his little girl. Depending on her age, op may well have been nutted right at the table.