By stubby - 20/01/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 028
You deserved it 490

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?

Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.

Comments

lmao this is the most absurd thing I have read. Foreskin does not add an inch to your penis. It's just skin! Really laughed at this one! If your gf doesn't appreciate you perhaps it's time to reevaluate the relationship?

It's funny how everybody thinks that this FML is about her being stupid (I'd call it uneducated) and not about him having to deal with the accusation of having a small dick. I'm not saying that there aren't people out there who don't get a lot of things, but it's getting really hard to make a proper joke with really uneducated people around.

just gonna throw this out there. I made a similar KIND of suggestion to a man once. Really more of an "I wish " statement. I didn't realize it then. But. ultimately that was the beginning of the end. and. boy, did he ever make it hell on me (for over 6 years after the comment) for what I had said.

jordanashley211 20

That sucks, but now you know you were dating a dumbass.

randybryant799 20

She sounds like a complete moron.