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By Anonyme - 18/06/2011 01:25 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

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By She does this for everything - 13/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By Ugh - 13/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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One rule for thee…

By logic - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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xXSweetNightmare 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.

Crlnprz 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

lazzy

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candys123 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:25

why can't you do the dishes? this ain't 1950!!

WordSmyth 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:26

Isn't there a bathroom sink? How do you wash your hands?

WCARlover 34

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:27

toilet water. whatever :p

osf777 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:27

Other people have real problems. get over yourself OP.

KLern 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:31

simple solution to this problem; quit the little stand off you guys are having and do the damn dishes together.

shelby0123 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:31

ok so her excuse is she's lazy. what's urs

BumbleChick 18

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:33

Doesn't look like you two clean up much. -_-

obnum 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:33

easy solution: stop being lazy and wash the dishes

BB_ava 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:36

She's in the kitchen. Let her do what she wants :]

underdose 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:39

so your trying to say that she should clean them...and why not you your able to clean to shea not your mother or your maid shes your girlfriend

BB_ava 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:47

^ fail

obnum 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:10

I don't think that's eat op was saying. I think he's just saying that they haven't done the dishes in a while and they're both too lazy to do it

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML

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