Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect...

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Bakerman - 04/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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You deserved it 3 764

DynamicDave 11

Monday 23 November 2009 8:59

Sounds made up. She was prolly looking for a reason and couldn't think of anything

cynima 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:58

Edward Cullen, I see.

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blondie147 10

Tuesday 18 February 2014 23:51

she probably did something awful and couldn't live with the guilt of having a boyfriend be nice to her.

azaelgza98 5

Tuesday 25 February 2014 23:24

Wow. Just wow

maggielove404 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 2:00

Can't be that perfect if you don't know good english

CinderBrick 13

Monday 11 August 2014 7:12

YDI for doing nothing wrong

thegreatsebas 0

Sunday 11 January 2015 19:50

You're better off without her

Mcstud1y 30

Wednesday 15 July 2015 7:10

What the ****

roxannam 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 22:30

I feel bad for saying this but she probably just wanted to let you down easy

InfiniteSecret 20

Monday 25 September 2017 13:28

Wow some people are just crazy

Matthew Law 8

Monday 8 January 2018 13:52

Same thing just happened to me

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