By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

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IAmzephyr 22

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

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Bragi 12

She was just looking for an excuse, OP.

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Sathane 21

YDI. I'm sure this wasn't the first sign of retardation yet you chose to be with her anyway.

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vikky538 28

She "simba"lically mentioned that she is childish

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LoveBitch 10

That would just be great ^-^ Them she would be the first one to see it with you and share the happiness of seeing it the first time~

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jakeyjakey1232 9

In all honesty and defence for your ex, no one wants to date an uncultured idiot. It's the worst thing in the world to have to explain references you'll never get. Shut the **** up op.

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palosqueak 19

shame on you, but not a breakup reason tbh.

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deltax 8

Lol, just tell her you'll watch it with her.

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