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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Red_Curls1995 28

Thursday 31 December 2015 9:02

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

IAmzephyr 22

Thursday 31 December 2015 9:01

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

Comments

nevereyes 31

Thursday 31 December 2015 22:26

You really should watch it, why the hell haven't you?

sarcasmwins 24

Thursday 31 December 2015 23:09

Aww I love the Lion King but I'd never break up with someone who's never watched it before, that's a bit extreme.

mds9986 24

Thursday 31 December 2015 23:22

Maybe you should have started lion to her and said you did watch it.

not_emo_kid666 16

Friday 1 January 2016 1:35

Well, you deserved it.

GamerG0DDESS 29

Friday 1 January 2016 2:07

I would break up with you too. Really? never watched the lion king?! I'm joking by the way, that was a ridiculous reason to break up with you. You're probably better off if it was THAT out of all things that made her leave. There is also a chance that she was just looking for a reason to leave; or maybe she's joking and you misunderstood the situation. It's hard to believe that she seriously left for such a reason.