By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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Fscene15 0

Ha! thats what you call a W.H.O.R.E

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Jane48 0

Asking for them back sounds like you just want to use them yourself, which makes you just as bad as her. Just go buy new ones and avoid arguing.

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

******: the second largest occupants of Fmylife. You can now join the club of all the other unlucky fellows who also picked ***** for their girlfriends. Don't worry OP, many people feel your pain.

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JokingJoe 0

And doesnt it seems like more guys get cheated on then girls? That woman deserves a baby and a lovely case of AIDS

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TheEntertainer89 1

I would've poked holes in each one... Nothing says revenge like shitty ass diapers.

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korcagirl1 0

no I think it's because your small dick didn't fit into them. so she was experimenting with other guys.

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wintamint101 7

ydi for wanting them back

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