By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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cpatrick820 3

Sneak in and punch holes in all of them with a needle Then when you see her knocked up, cowtip her ass.

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jmoose311 3

Lol, you're both cheapskates. Just buy some more. YDI

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sickinlove13 0

You seriously asked for your condoms back? For real? Dude, buy a new pack. Your ex-girlfriend was cheating on you and then dumped you! Condoms should be the last thing on your mind. Plot your revenge! Cheating always deserves revenge.

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YoungTechnique 0

At least you won't have a bitch ass hooker for a girlfriend anymore.

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billchilled 0

YDI for having a C-section unless there wasn't another option. If you did it to not go through the whole thing YDI x 1000

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helpmeiamblind 0

Well, if the price of a box of condoms is worth it to be rid of this stupid Ho, then you got off cheap. Good Job!

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mattmag 0

poke holes in them, shes a stupid bitch.

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ThisPerson89 0

YEA!! Poke holes in dem!! Asshole bitch!

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qwerty123456789 0

Just tell her that you heard a story on the news about how that particular brand of condoms manufactured at whatever date, or whatever info it is they put on condom boxes, had been recalled because of reports of breakage.

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