By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

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mjsmclaren 0

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Get over it. Go to the store and buy another pack.

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anddaman 0

out of all the things you two share, you worry about condoms..

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icxiibunnie 14

Aww that's sucks D; Well I guess now you won't be needing then back

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

She'd* been cheating on me with . Sorry about that whole mess , broseph . :/

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asleepingbear 8

At least you know that the other guys dick Is the same as yours

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xAfg 6

Break them. Teach the girl a lesson she won't forget!

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BananaMan844 4

Tell her you poked holes in them.

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