By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 383
You deserved it 4 287

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sam_stalker 0

Steal them and poke holes in all of them, then give them back! That will show the cheating bitch

be a man, tell her u poked holes through all of them.

Comments

skullbuster 0

You tried to get a box of rubbers back after your girlfriend admits to cheating on you and breaks up with you?? This happened to you, and you readily admit to it? What is wrong with the world today..doesn't anyone have any self-respect left? These "relationships" (or should we just call 'em hook-ups) obviously meant a lot to you guys if your post-breakup thought is "Can I get those leftover Trojans back?"

deaditegirl 0

They're condoms. Who cares? Buy more, get over it.

You tried to get your condoms back from her? That's kind of...

eli_guerra 0

Ain't no skanky bitch gf of mine breaking up w/ me and taking my shit!!

Take some of her socks and tell her you need them for all the extra spooging you'll be doing without her. Return them, unwashed and infected with hepatitis, SARS and conficker.

hypergeezer 0
skullbuster 0

Sue for what, the $5.99-10.99 to cover the lost rubbers. The ex-girlfriend sounds like a real ****, but really, can you imagine this breakup scene: Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've been sucking and ******* this other guy for weeks. OP: Alright, bitch, just give me my box of leftover condoms and we're done. Girlfriend: No, and what do you need them for anyway, you aren't getting any. Me, I've got the guy I've been seeing behind your back coming over later and we're gonna use the whole ******* box! OP: But I had to save up a week for those. Girlfriend: Thanks you big pussy! Sounds kind of "teen scene" to me. Who asks for their condoms back?? Isn't the breakup and the fact that she was cheating humiliating enough - and then you post your tragic story here after trying to recover the left over condoms...FYL indeed! Have some DIGNITY man.

ithedarkknight 0

wow dude wow man im soo against this dude but man if you could i would tell you to CHRIS BROWN THAT BITCH! what a omg man idk what i would do if a girl had the nerve to do that to me cheat on me and when i ask for my condoms she says no im using them for my next guy i cheated on you with... let me think.... dude grab a pillow to her face and punch that shit ass hard as you can therefore she would feel it but there wont be any bruises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then call the cops and said she verbally abused you and you want a restraining order

AmberDifranco 0

That sucks man, but kudos for safe sex =)