Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending,...

By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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DrAwesome 6

Friday 24 July 2009 20:00

... Oh my goodness... SirAwesome!? Is that you!? It's me, DrAwesome! We went to Awesome High together, remember? Wow, how are things with you? Heh, looks like you're first. Some things never change, eh? You really should call more often, we could get the whole Awesome gang together and go... bowling or something, yeah? Good luck with being a knight, or whatever the "sir" means. I'm a doctor, and, well... It kinda speaks for itself how awesome my life is. But we really should catch up, man.

eliz3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:32

Most boring FML ever, this is just a typical break up scenario?

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master565 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:35

does anyone notice how most fmls are love

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Saturday 25 July 2009 0:35

when i broke up with my last boyfriend, he tried doing the same thing to me. -_- you can't make someone love you again.

walkfdjasldjfioa 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:02

whatever you do, don't wait for her

ballawithswag 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:33

this is retarded. this sounds like every breakup ever.

shelboo_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:32

When it's over, it's over. There's no "saving" - okay? You totally deserved that. If she laughed while saying that, then she obviously left other signs towards you that she's just not THAT interested. She may be a bitch, I don't know her. But what you did was just.... a no-no.

madzlovesgee 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:30

Oh that really sucks. I'm not aloud to tell my boyfriend I love him when he's mad at me or breaks up with me.

ImADino 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:54

This is not an FML at ALL. And by the way, does this FML have anything to do with #3991086?

pookie891 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 7:29

wow im sorry man, that really sucks for you, but words of advice your better of, if she doesnt care enough to feel bad about hurting you shes not worth it and just be extrememly happen you found out the kind of person she is now rather than later. just remember there is always more girls out there for you to find. not all girls are total bitches just keep looking and youll find what your looking for.