By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Ligerie 0

aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.

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Luckster 0

Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?

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Jen_J_the_J 0

how DARE u say pugs are ugly?!!!!! i am discusted!!!!!

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anonymousely 0

Pugs are ******* hideous. #107, learn to spell "disgusted."

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kylie821 0

pugs aren't ugly. I have a pug and he is so adorable so yeah you need to shut the hell up.

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brit8741 0

Pugs are amazing! I mean, it looks like they just ran full speed into a brick wall!(: OP sorry bout your girl trouble but at least your girl didn't dump you for a little hairless yappy dog. Or something like that.

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InvaderVader 0

Kobe would never have got dumped for a pug.

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iluvdavid 3

it was probably cuter than u or else she wouldnt have dumped u for a dog

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TrueRaiderFan22 0

boo hoo. besides if she is that shallow you don't want to be with her now do you?

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

I'd break up with a billionare for a dog :)

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