By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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ActionManly 11

That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)

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Quest_ 13

You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.

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LOLomgWTF 0

haha pussy! my bf has noticed my nose hair, pimples, and my tiny bit of blubber on my tummy that he calls "tubby muffin" haha and I still love him.

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paper_tigers 0

1) How much proof-reading do you do before posting? I'm sure you do some... From what it looks like you do alot. Seeing as how you are an english writing nazi, people probably want to see you fall (in more ways than one) 2) How much time do you waste on FML daily?

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fisheatsbear 6

#68 past her bedtime? it's like 815 in the morning

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Bagel09 11

snickerdoodles for some reason I want to punch you in the face....O yeah it's because you have a dick up you're ass and never have anything nice to say.

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eniiwa 0

garuru has obviously never been introduced to the opposite sex before.

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sarcdude 3

He didn't necessarily need to point it out as she'd know, but on the other side that's not even remotely dump-worthy. shrug it off OP.

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corme_fml 0

Yes because a kind and thoughtful boyfriend would surely let his oversensitive girlfriend walk out in public to get embaressed. OP, next time you notice crumbs in her hair, food in her teeth, booger hanging out, shirt flipped out or anything else that might be embaressing.... keep it to yourself/ sarcasticccc

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