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By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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By Superficial - 09/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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ActionManly 11

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:40

That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)

Quest_ 13

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:53

You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.

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irishfever 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:57

She definately over reacted, but... I'm sure she knew it was there. Whenever there's something really wrong with my hair/face I'm painfully aware of it. I'm sure she knew about it and was thinking all day how bad she must look

joshhh11 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 21:59

Sirin, has RDR or whatever his name was banned/deleted?

Sirin_fml 46

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:16

If you mean the guy from this thread, then yes.

funkandspacejunk 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:25

I think she overreacted, but what were you trying to accomplish? Like #123 above me, I'm sure she already knew it was there. What did you expect her to do, pop it? That can really damage your skin and leave scars...

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:58

How would pointing it out make it so other people won't see the zit?

Hanban 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:01

My thoughts exactly. What, is she gonna skip school/work for that zit?

DeathShad0 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:35

If pointing out a zit causes people to flip shit like this, then I have just lost all hope for humanity.

kayceekaye 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:09

I don't see you having a life outside of FML, snickers, seeing as you comment on pretty much every post. Therefore, FYL. But then again, YDI, because it really is all your fault.

kayceekaye 0

Friday 26 February 2010 0:12

And #80, WIN.

xd0rkiee 0

Friday 26 February 2010 1:46

If it was a "rather large zit," how the hell would she have been able to miss it? And if you think it was a large one, in her mind, it was HUGE. Also, telling her about it doesn't make it go away, so your reason isn't even a justified one. YDI.