By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Moy_fml 6

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

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xViolet11 0

no reason to dump you, what a biiitch.

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clahdupe 0

YA'LL OBVIOUSLY WEREN'T THAT SERIOUS, GET OVER IT

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Anteezy 7

Was it that you didn't want to lend her your toothbrush, or was it that you don't brush your teeth in general with the excuse of woops I forgot my toothbrush at home, and that your girlfriend said here use mine dirtbag and you refused.

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Jim9349 10

**** YOU ALL, Why the hell would you be using the same tooth brush? how is that even a possibility.. you would have to drive it to her house every day... even if you live down the street...

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alexxss_fml 10

ok. kissing and brushing teeth are two very different activities. even thought you kiss and stuff with a person. it is very gross to brush your teeth with the same toothbrush. it's like wiping your ass after a major shit, and handing it to the next person. to me it's gross and unsanitary. soooooooo GET YO OWN DAMN TOOTHBRUSH WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

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kekeshayeshaye 4

good. that's pretty gross. ur chewed up food all around her mouth twice a day? no thanks

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kosherkraut 5

Geez ass hole. I don't blame her.

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