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By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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mike3775 35

Monday 25 February 2013 16:17

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

pheebs314 17

Monday 25 February 2013 16:19

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

Comments

jewelz1012 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:52

Is she an Alabama fan?? And hates the university of tn in Knoxville

taintedtruffle 42

Thursday 23 October 2014 6:17

In Hong Kong :P I doubt it

hewro_failure 11

Friday 1 March 2013 19:54

Clearly, she is making up excuses and you need to figure out what you actually did wrong.

CreepInTheCorner 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 6:15

She seems like an ignorant snot. Orange you glad that's over?

rawr_ily96 24

Tuesday 19 March 2013 14:26

I don't understand people like this. Seriously, I don't mind orange. The only way I don't like it or any other bright color is when someone wears ONLY that color. I mean pants and everything.