Romance

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 03:59 - United States

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
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Lv2drum930 1

if you had been doing a good job, she probably would've been too busy to say anything at all

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youaresofucked 0

ERRR....what's ROMANTIC about licking a girls pussy OP? and you should have just continued

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jchansfan 0

Exactly, is there reallya ny6thing "romantic" about oral sex? i just don't see it. Also #6 made my day... lmao... XD

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Youdumbidiot 0

I agree I think nothing is romantic about oral sex I think it's just people trying to fill that sexual need that will never be fill completely. I think a kiss or something like that is more romatic

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Oral sex can be incredibly romantic. You can make every part of sex romantic..... Oral sex is the only way I can cum, or any way that plays with the right parts, being a lady....and orgasming with someone you're in a committed relationship with and love can definitely be romantic and sensual and intense from my experience.

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sonicmega 3

Well, at least if you suspect she's cheating on you, you'll know who to interrogate first!

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perdix 29

Especially if you detect a peanut buttery aroma emanating from "down there."

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omghehehe 0

Ewwww, poor dog!! So gross! :D OP: Sound like a dog? What does that mean?? How's that possible??? What were you salivating and slurping away???? I'm baffled :|

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MormonPornstar 7

Slap some peanut butter on your cooch and find out first hand :)

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infected0mushroo_fml 0

lmao @ #3

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DataWhore 0

wth? You people complain about the stupidest crap! fyl because she said you sound like a dog? really?

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