By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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MURIKKA 11

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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robc32ca 4

You are better off getting out now

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doglover100 28

Who is the character?

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twinkiefeets 17

It's just a bullshit excuse to dump you.

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ccf91 3

She's cheating on you, bro

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183933 6

Just another stupid teenage girl acting like a stupid teenage girl.

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CakesandSuch 1

Once a bullshitter always a bullshitter. You wouldn't have been happy in the long run.

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maebelline12 12

I share a birthday with Zayn Malik from One Direction...so I guess this means I'll be a singer in a 5 girl band in the future??

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janah_fml 5

where do you guys find these girls?! hahaha

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