By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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MURIKKA 11

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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robc32ca 4

You are better off getting out now

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simsgirlgem 25

I share a birthday with Saddam Husane doesn't mean I'll be a tyrant

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CrazyManNo9 29

Roughly 822,000 Americans share the same birthday. Must be a lot of evil people running around...

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

I'm born on July 14th doesn't mean I'm going to massacre a bunch of French people.... (though ironically when I was 7 I moved to France, so maybe there's something in that). FYL though that sucks.

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Cassandrax731 5

I share a birthday with Harry Potter... So I guess that means I'm The Chosen One?!

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noisebox 1

Really don't you think you're better off, than staying with someone who's contracted the zombie retard brain virus?

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Don't be a glass half empty person, chum. Think of it like this: "Today, I found out my girlfriend is a ******* idiot, and saved me the trouble of breaking up with her. Now I'm free to find a mate who actually has something between their ears."

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aliciamarie1 8

Man, the excuses people are coming up with nowadays!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bitches be crazy.

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bRad8777 3

It's Sam Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. And I do find it absolutely ridiculous, considering she shares a birthday with Jeffrey Dahmer, who is a REAL person. Pot, meet Kettle. That's much more frightening.

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