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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....

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mattmag 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:02

honestly, i think your life just improved. significantly.

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:42

I hate to say it but... if she's that easily swayed by an internet survey ... 1) She is just confirming what she already felt 2) She is easily swayed by nonsense either way she's not someone worth keeping

18_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:51

thats why you dont go out with dumb girls who cant think for themselves

Superman8_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:53

those internet surveys don't lie, trust me, i called the psychic hotline and chloe told me so

lelo_lala 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:59

Just be glad she didn't use a magic 8 ball.

yesum3 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:20

Yeah.. this is a HUGE loss.

EstoyEnUnBarco 1

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:18

reminds me of when my girlfriend broke up with me after reading twilight and wanting a "better guy", i think that your situation is pretty terrible as well :(

ReneeAsa 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:32

is this chick 13? F-HER-life

jimmypham1025 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:36

Aww, The Internet, Ruining one relationship at a time

reddeath_fml 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:37

wow, whatever just forget about the dumb coose

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