By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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evilteddybear 0

Wait so she became a lesbian through a movie?

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

That tells me right there your better off without her.

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i8cake 12

is she like 12 or something?

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ilovenyrangers 0

Umm....... She's crazy, you're better off without her.

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dwsgirl 8

I would say your life sucks, but this is probably a good thing. You don't want to be with that kind of crazy, and this way, you don't have to break up with her and have a crazy ex-girlfriend...

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puddin128 1

And now she goes to stalk him and ends up in jail or something. Be happy she's gone, she might have been psychotic.

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capnbzarr 43

So you're no longer involved with somebody who doesn't understand the concept of a video recording. This is going to improve your quality of life. If anybody should be saying "FML" about this incident, it's Taylor Lautner.

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Moora 12

Don't mean to sound mean but you're better off without her ;) I'm just saying that cause I felt a vibe between my typing and yours :D

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TheCrazyCoach 0

If that the case then I guess Salma Hayek did that dance in From Dusk Till Dawn just for me

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