By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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Michael_92 20

Happened to you too eh? lol jk. Hold your head up high though there are many fish in the sea and she wasnt the one.

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g3rusz 6

So... your girlfriend made you watch Twilight. I think you're better off without her.

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Holy_ish 19

Yup her along with half the teenage girls in America. Your better off bro.

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Jirekianu2 19

Holy shit OP. Blessing in disguise. Imagine if this had happened after marriage or a kid or two. Better you find this out now.

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richardcard82 5

Omg this made me cry in laughter lol. So sorry dude

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emozxs 1

I'm pretty sure its that movie, Abduction. Never letting my girlfriend watch it, ever.

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bandkids4life 0

Tell her to back off cause he's my man. I have seen every movie he was ever in. My step-mother, my older sister and I have been fighting over him.

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abbynoelle 1

Why were you with a delusional bitch anyways??

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unchulofino 0

Welp, shouldn't be dating a 12 year old anyways

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