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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

kut19 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

Comments

tohelliride 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:21

You deserve it for taking your gf to a movie with Taylor lautner in it anyway! He's got any guy beat

muggle_born 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 10:28

but.... when I saw it he was making special eye contact with MEEEE.

Malcolm91_fml 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 13:27

**** taylor laughtner

ressa_1428 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:41

That's BS :/

NoDontFML 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:58

So much for dating a Retard XD

azrial897 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:02

Any girl who would pick a fictional character or a celebrity over a real man is questionable their chances of actually dating a celebrity is like one In a billion she needs help man.