By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

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EvilDoll 7

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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iloveparc 0

17, ur gorgous just throwin that out there.. thought id say

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Alex213 0

id write my number on a sticky and give it to Mejiaa anyday!

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Creedlord 0

post a sticky note on his locker saying " consider yourself an ass"

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Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

Put a trash can over her head and say "Consider yourself a dump"

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womanjesus 0

But Bruno mars would probably save her.

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JumbledGirl 2

#58; YES!!!! that's what I do to solve ALL my relationship problems! :D like my bf's erectile dysfunction! one grenade up the ass and bam! problem fixed.

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Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

lol, whichever works :P

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Livinia 11

A post-it note? Either she's a heartless bitch, or you're being pranked.

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MysLys 0

Or OP cheated or something? hmmmm possibilities are endless... ;)

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Enslaved 36

She's been watching too much "Sex in the City".

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mylifeisf16 4

hhaha I was going to make that reference but I wasn't sure anyone would get it.

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Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

your pic can be, too.

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lulututu 4

What an original comeback.

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TacoDog 0

Bin her, then stick the note to her forehead.

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brine212 5

FYL, but you have got to give her props for originality.

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DropDeadSerena 0

maybe it was someone else that wrote it as a prank? but if it was her then wow,she's a bitch.

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