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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 689
You deserved it 31 454

Same thing different taste

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Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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Well if you typed a long response, wouldn't she think you haven't read it so she added the just joking part.

1crabbygirl 10

I have sincerely never been more torn. I can't vote; she 'jokingly' breaks up and he instantly retaliates. Meet again later when you both grow up and learn not to say things you don't mean, perhaps?!

well thats when you say, babe i'm kidding too, you know i love all those things about you.

theonlysweetpea 10

Talk about immature. I didn't know you couldn't joke in a relationship! Let me destroy my sense of humor before I become Forever Alone! That said, that wasn't a funny joke so he should say something equally unfunny to see how she likes it but that petty bs he pulled showed he was no better than her if she was serious. Grow the hell up, the both of you! (

Dude that was a ****** joke. Sounds like she has insecurity issues and wants to keep you on her every move. That was a mean emotional thing of her to do. Well atleast she got a whole bunch of her own karma back!!

You both are to immature to even be in a relationship. Grow up and try again.

Thats not even coo. I would break up with her just for doing that.

Oh mah gawd I would hate to be u when she finally got tht text

Lol! She found someone else and not sure who is better. Girls do that natural selection.