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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 689
You deserved it 31 454

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

Comments

hilary56 0

Even though she did break up through a text didn't mean you had to too.

Honestly, who "just jokes around" about breaking up with someone? It's good you sent your reply with everything you hate about her. Now that you're broken up you can find a real girl worth having.

Well, if you had so many things about her you hated, it probably wasn't going to work out anyway. Also, joking about breaking up is messed up; I would never have done that to my boyfriend.

You're better off without an emotionally manipulative girl like that my friend. I cannot stand people who preface serious statements with "hahaha only joking". Hey don't leave me, will you leave me, please don't, im pregnant, I love you, I hate you, you're not good for me, we are too different, why didn't you call me, stop texting me all the time.....if she can't just get on with the relationship and has to find entertainment in all this petit bullshit, good riddance I say.

Dont get angry like that when getting dumped. Trust me, i got angry and acted like I didnt care. He asked, "I want to stay friends." and i said i couldnt. We talk to this day, but i wish i was nicer to him.

blair_x 12

I'd still leave her. Shit like that shouldn't be joked about.

Blooblibloo 4

You are both terribly immature so I'd say YDH for you deserve her, opposite is true too.

And he was never seen or heard from again...

hotzstuff89 0

thats not funny at all of her to say that! thats a mean joke!