By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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siickman 7

Wtf... Who squels like a pig when their arm cracks....

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llamafish 25

See, she was right. You really are a pig.

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Jennfloyd 2

Just clean the house!

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smithra9172002 5

Find another girlfriend. This one obviously doesn't much of you and is probably cheating on you anyway.

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McNerdyNerd 8

She called you a lazy pig? Wow...so, even if you are, you should probably talk to her about the way she talks to you..and you should watch how you talk to her if you do the same. Insulting each other REALLY isn't a great way to be in a relationship..not a good one anyway. Trust and understanding ;)

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MissHayleyJames 7

Well if you went in and tried to curl 50s in each hand without doing weights before or in a really long time, duh something is going to go wrong. You've got to start small and work up to it .

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mman454 5

She probably meant this in terms of doing work around the house. So you just made your self look worse there.

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Platfoot 0

there is this guy at my school. he screams like a pig when you wave at him

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bubo_fml 10

'Deliverance-The Workout edition!'

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mbrooks5110 0

1: you should watch you're weight 2: your parent should like you for who you are I would never try to change my husband.

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