By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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siickman 7

Wtf... Who squels like a pig when their arm cracks....

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llamafish 25

See, she was right. You really are a pig.

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canzonetta 16

So why lift weights? You could have done the dishes or made the bed to prove her wrong..

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hamtaro331 0

Women...you can't live with them... And you can't live without them

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deplpre 1

She called you lazy and your response was to lift weights? How about help around the house or go grocery shopping? Getting off the couch and trying to lift weights would not impress any woman.

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rattusrattus 18

It's bascially the kind of logic that my Dad uses. It does work (internally), but there's about eight or nine factors that haven't been considered when forming the conclusion.

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Awsumuzzie 12

That's the weirdest way to prove you're not lazy. That's like, "you're fat!"... "I'll show you otherwise! Watch me write this well constructed essay!"

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NHLbound22 8

I would like to point out that 52 is correct. There are many skinny people out there that get called lazy on the sole basis that they do not go to the gym. This being said however, skinny people can also be fit with out going to the gym Hope that makes better sense to you 56

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LilKriminal 0

If you squeal when you crack a bone, then id hate to hear what animal noise you during sex

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vampiresam9097 5

This made my morning, thanks OP! No suicidal lunatic today!

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LilKriminal 0

I forgot the word "make" in my #62 comment

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