By Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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siickman 7

Wtf... Who squels like a pig when their arm cracks....

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llamafish 25

See, she was right. You really are a pig.

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melij99 5

Accept your life as a lazy pig from now on.

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mmmcoopers 13

wait until the 'I Love Bacon' crew get a hold of this...

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Devin91 20

You are a lazy pig at heart.

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Enslaved 36

Great! Now I'm picturing that scene from the movie "Deliverance"! :O

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perdix 29

Oh, you beat me to it! I was going to ask if, after he was crippled, the other weightlifters told him he had a "purty mouth?"

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Enslaved 36

I'm not a fan of seeing guys in tightie whities because of that movies. :P

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perdix 29

I can understand that. But what about bending over? I'll bring my banjo, heh-heh-heh. . .

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The_Hitdude 12

Did this remind anyone else of that South Park episode with Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas and Indiana Jones? Spielberg: I want you to squeal...can you squeal? Indiana: Weeee...weeee?WEEEEE!WEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Spielberg: Squeal!! So effing funny! XD

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GotBrains 0

I like the genetically perfect pig from family guy better ^^

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astronobob 0

That was originally a reference to a movie named "Deliverance" ;)

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CaptainSlow 2

This reminds me of a scene in The Simpsons movie when the pig imitates marge.

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Random017 7

Doing weights once wouldn't have proven anything anyway. You should have cleaned the house instead.

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HelpMeJeebus 5

^ reminded me more of cartman's doctor calling him a lil piggy XD

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LeapOfFaith 8

Don't let that discourage you. Keep working out and you'll quickly turn that ham into muscle. Then all that salami will become abs. And then you can get naughty with your sausage.

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