Love: Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses....

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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Sussy

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 07:30

Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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Mixed signals

By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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Never enough

By badenoughflowers - 14/01/2013 15:47 - United States - Ben Wheeler

Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML

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stormstarcj 12

Monday 16 September 2013 16:14

Someone needs to step up in the romance department. Although, she probably bought them herself.

zeon492 13

Monday 16 September 2013 16:13

Damn. What a asshole fyl.

Comments

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 18 September 2013 19:01

"All is fair in love and war" Truer words were never spoken.

Erery 16

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:39

Maybe you should start buying her flowers more often. I'm sure she'll love it!

Bebbo_fml 21

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:56

Step up with a fruit bouquet! Those things are do much more awesome than flowers!

SpcNemo 10

Thursday 19 September 2013 16:57

Pull a Liam neeson on him. You don't know who he is. But you will find him. And you will kill him.

Chris93Jones 20

Friday 20 September 2013 6:03

fyl and ydi. buy her some flowers every now and again

alexxxxxxxx_fml 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:48

Leave her while you can OP. the longer you wait, the harder its going to be to let go.

glitterkuro 18

Friday 25 October 2013 22:30

Uh, I doubt the admirer is "brainwashing" her. She has her own mind and her own opinions on whether or not you're a crappy boyfriend. If she happens to cheat or leave you, it's her problem and decision, not the other guy's. I'm sick of people being like "this dude stole my girlfriend!" If she was happy in the relationship, no amount of flowers from another guy would make her want to leave.