By CoCo - 22/11/2008 04:03 - France

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Melly_fml 0

actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

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MCart_fml 0

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

that must suck, having sex and you can't feel it

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samimcCune 15

why are you complaining? at least she still wants to have sex with you. you think that was crappy, you'd be feeling even worse if she just gave up completely. try it, you never know until you try! it just may, not only make your relationship better if she's satisfied, (which she obviously hasn't been lately) but also make you more satisfied, satisfied you pleased her and a more pleasurable ****** and time for you because it actually took some time to get you there.

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Lrigglez 7

This just means you weren't satisifying her enough. :)

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Ryanc621 9

Jerking off before you have sex makes you last longer ( I hear )

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