By CoCo - 22/11/2008 04:03 - France

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Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Melly_fml 0

actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions

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MCart_fml 0

Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.

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oh_L1fe912 0

hahahahaha I bought this for my boyfriend...they don't work.

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gqduck 0

Yes... trying to make sex last longer. Your girlfriend must be pure EVIL.

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xxxhhhxxx 0

lol dont feel bad. i threw a spray bottle of man genetle desensatizer at my boyfriends head and said "here, use this next time, maybe ill actually get soemthing out of it too"

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saffire89 0

asshole that said "not ur fault man, its not that ur too quick its just that shes slow. u got off and she didnt just be happy its not the other way around and ur walking around with blue balls" women must hate you during sex...and chick was just tring to have longer sex at least she wasnt like man you suck you are too quick she was being nice about it

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sexiled4life 0

i see how this can be a blow to the ego, but hey its not that much of a FML. at least she still wants to have sex with you

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AntiChrist7 0

hey she wants to help you. stop whining YDI

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poptartkid 0

#1 we dont **** to have children but to enjoy it DUMBASS

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xmorgancx 0

its not bad that you come fast..that just means it feels great..but itll just help our situation..so just do it

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turdburgers 0

Be thankful she's kind enough to give you another chance. There are plenty of guys who can go hours, who she could choose to **** instead.

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spoo 24

I have had this problem on and off and have found that there are a good number of natural remedies... Intamacy and communication will help the situation greatly. Tension and small levels of anxiety may make you quicker, but make her slower... causing this type of issue. If you have a day where you know you are going to be intimate, dont touch it. and remember that you should be fully dressed for a good 5-15 minutes. Instincts turn you into a 3 minute man, fight the urge bro.... also for everybody yelling at one or another, it should be about both of them, not just her, and not just him

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