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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00

Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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ICastillo 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:38

******* Klingon ******, they'll get you in trouble.

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Sunday 25 November 2012 2:55

Yeah man that's how you get the grammar nazis pissed.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:55

Klingon Monopoly? **** yeah, that's awesome!

ambear26 14

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:05

It's not family night unless someone is arguing, punching, fighting, yelling, ... possible arrest? Ah yes who doesn't love family night.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:37

Never ever play board or card games with family! Especially if you don't wanna be embarrassed!

TheWorkingMan 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:25

Well you could always go and visit at her house!!! Spend time with her family

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 25 November 2012 6:34

Where is pleonasm the pun king or queen!? i cant tell what he/she is.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 7:20

WTF!??!?

Stormdriven37 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 8:26

Well, playing Klingon Monopoly was your first mistake.

vintage3113 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 9:02

The ****

HortonThelephant 15

Sunday 25 November 2012 12:45

I'm sorry for that OP. I hope despite your parents indiscretions, she chooses to Klingon to you for dear life.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 25 November 2012 13:37

Bones, set phaser to stun and see if you can burn this dam thing off me weiner.

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