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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
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ICastillo 24

******* Klingon ******, they'll get you in trouble.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah man that's how you get the grammar nazis pissed.

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winkydog4056 16

Perhaps your girlfriend WAS the Klingon ***** daddy cheated on mommy with.

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smokerises420 1

So is this an FML because you were playing Klingon monopoly with your parents or because your dad experimented with men in jail, either way, I'm sorry op but your life sucks...

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Liamj774 36

At least your GF isn't a Klingon ***** :)

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lilhellian 26

If she was he would have gotten laid already.

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majorjeneral 0

Makes me wonder if OP's drunk parents were arguing over an actual infidelity... Monopoly is the Devil's board game.

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marxistbkly 3

There are ****** in Klingon monopoly? Is this new?

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tylermt1999 17

If you can't find something wrong with your family, then there not normal. Everyone has embarrassing families.

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laurenlovesjb 20

I would thumb this up, but I have to admit that your misuse of the word "there" really annoyed me... I'm sorry, but how hard is it to remember the different types of that word?

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CharresBarkrey 15

60 - It's quite easy. I had it down by grade 7, if I remember correctly. It's laziness that causes people like this to not learn the correct forms. Sadly, it makes them look really, really lazy and uneducated. The your/you're one is even easier, too, because one of them is literally two words put together! It still amazes me that people can't get those correct.

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livewire1701 8

I bet it was Be'Tor. She was the better looking of the two. (Yes I'm a nerd and proud of it)

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P1Nk13 7

I always thought Lursa was prettier

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perdix 29

Don't worry, you found a girl who will play Klingon Monopoly. She doesn't hae many options for male companionship. Most male nerds would be too scared to talk to her in the first place, while others would **** in their pants once they do. You mom should be pissed that he PAID a Klingon ***** while there are so many Klingon ***** that would bang him for free while she was in the pokey.

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carminecris89 13

If I was looking to impress a girl, the last thing I would do Is bring out anything Klingon related. I don't know whether to say FYL, or YDI, because I have yet to see a game of monopoly that doesn't end with horrific fighting. Next time go with anything but monopoly.

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poindexter25 5

I wonder if the game ever ended :o because my families monopoly games last for days

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