By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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redbluegreen 40

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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Lizbean 0

That's hot! but hey, at least she has the decency to shave that shit off!!

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anniekins 6

oh wow. it must wonderful dating a bearded lady.

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sammyderose123 0

Hahahahaha yes! #38

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chobitschibi1369 0

Has her gun ever dug into your hip, too? Haha.

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Jewelofagal 2

How odd of her to deliberately call your attention to her excess facial hair considering that it's an appearance characteristic most people don't find attractive. It's like showing off a hemorroid, a crater in her tooth, or a hairy mole.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perhaps she's simply very comfortable with herself and such mundane judgements don't bother her.

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KittenLuvs1212 0

wow that gf sounds obnoxious! if I had a little hair I would just hope you didn't notice and get it off real fast. rubbing it on your face... not attractive.

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megannnchristine_fml 0

eww that's gross

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