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By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By noweddingforyou - 29/09/2013 19:21 - Canada - Guelph

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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Sunday 24 October 2010 12:18

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 15:41

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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KylieBunny 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:35

Ugh!! You need to get he a year of unlimited waxes!!!

stubby84 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:03

is she hispanic lol

kittykamp 1

Monday 25 October 2010 19:57

thanks for that laugh:)

blackroseofdeath 0

Monday 25 October 2010 21:35

Are you dating my science teacher???

enphinitie 20

Monday 25 October 2010 23:38

Its not disgusting it just means that she has more testosterone which makes her want to have sex more. oh no forbid that ever happen to him :p the only thing wrong with it is that that's something she should have just kept to herself and fixed ahead of time.

hbaybee21 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:12

who would do that?? and what does YDI mean?

nightmares97 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:44

nice smile cutie

keekaathekeekaa 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:28

you deserve it

Ovazkwez 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 23:35

Cool..now u can go to the brbr shop together for shape ups

mahnego 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:41

wtf??!? your dating a man!!

penguinazul 13

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:59

You people who say girls having chin hair is disgusting are ridiculous. It completely natural, and it's not like she can help it. The only way to permanently get rid of any type of body hair is through expensive laser treatments; so unless she does that, the hair will always be there. She can wax it or shave it, but in the end it'll still be there. Does this mean she doesn't deserve her boyfriend simply because she has some chin hair? You people are shallow as ****. And while I'm ranting: I hate it when people say "DON'T SHAVE; IT'LL JUST GROW BACK THICKER! BLAHBLAHBLAH!" Even if this was true, which it's not, what does it matter, anyway? For a girl, if she shaves, she's likely embarrassed about her hair, so she'd shave more often so that it doesn't get to this point. This even goes for guys who like to stay clean-shaven: do they not shave more often to keep the hair from getting even slightly unsightly? If this is the case, why does it matter how the hair grows back if the person is just gonna shave it off again anyway?